Ok so what is it about Blackberry's that means everybody wants one but everyone who has one swears that they run their lives and they would give it up like a shot if they were allowed to. This is what is known in the trade as a "lie". In my work, everyone above the rank of Commander has a blackberry, as do a lot of the contractors. All say they would give them up but when push comes to shove they all go ape shit over the prospect of losing it. I currently have one until the end of the year when I will be replaced by a real Commander. He can have my Blackberry (as long as he can prise it from my cold dead hands) - bring it on MoFo.
At last the Mad Scientist has seen fit to grant me a foreign trip over to Washington. Finally after 5 refusals I get to go for a couple of weeks. Of course he only gave permission a week before we actually fly so I am now running around like a blue-arsed fly trying to get the hotels and plane tickets all booked. Still I love it and woe betide anyone who tries to come between me and my $2000 worth of allowances - bring it on MoFos.
Finally it seems my house mate is now not coming. My wife is secretly very pleased and all of the women I know (both of them) have given me those knowing looks that say - married guy living with single female - you were going to bone her, you guys just can't help it. Well I won't be now will I - MoFo.
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